Laughing is the best medicine

While teaching roman numerical;

Teacher: If X is 10 and L is 50, what is XL?

Student: I'm not sure, but I saw the numbers on the tags of my mum's clothes.

Therapist: Tell me, what is your biggest fear?

Me, hiding behind the couch: Therapists.

Grandma: When is your b'day?

Pooja: 27th Jan.

Grandma: What year?

Pooja: Every year. 

'What is your name Sir?' the bank teller asked politely.

'Don't you see my signature?' said the man.

'Yes , Sir. That's what aroused my curiosity.'

The end of the year makes me feel-

• Like it is finally time I start exercising ……. again!
• That I've successfully wasted 12 months of the year.
• Like I'm unstoppable, just like time.
• Energized to create new resolutions.... and break them.
• Sad that the holidays are over.
• Like a brave warrior who survived yet another crazy year.